TO: All Cerberus Staff; All Recruitment Staff; All Cell Supervisors; All Squad Centurions
CC: Illusive Man
Laziness, partying, and drunkeness is on the rise. Reports and photos are crossing our desks daily. What we're seeing puts Alliance grunts to shame.

Pathetic:

Too hungover to carry his pack:

Too drunk to see the terminal:

Embarrassing:


Equipment is being misplaced and squandered:


We are told "Don't Stop Believing" is frequently the final song performed during karaoke night. On a related note: our troops have been spending downtime playing karaoke:

Reports of drunken shadowpuppetry:

Can I offer you some bread:

Failed drunken Pete Townshend impression:

Apparently they are passing out rigidly and with cigarettes in hand:

Yeah OK, ED-209

Atlas operators have been stuffing a green, leafy substance into the internal environmental air intakes. Also, they have been flying:

Dragoon units have been reporting to duty too intoxicated to maneuver with their armor:

Edited by Lady Galaga, 18 October 2012 - 07:32 PM.