TO: All Cerberus Staff; All Recruitment Staff; All Cell Supervisors; All Squad Centurions
CC: Illusive Man
Laziness, partying, and drunkeness is on the rise. Reports and photos are crossing our desks daily. What we're seeing puts Alliance grunts to shame.
Pathetic:
Too hungover to carry his pack:
Too drunk to see the terminal:
Embarrassing:
Equipment is being misplaced and squandered:
We are told "Don't Stop Believing" is frequently the final song performed during karaoke night. On a related note: our troops have been spending downtime playing karaoke:
Reports of drunken shadowpuppetry:
Can I offer you some bread:
Failed drunken Pete Townshend impression:
Apparently they are passing out rigidly and with cigarettes in hand:
Yeah OK, ED-209
Atlas operators have been stuffing a green, leafy substance into the internal environmental air intakes. Also, they have been flying:
Dragoon units have been reporting to duty too intoxicated to maneuver with their armor:
Edited by Lady Galaga, 18 October 2012 - 07:32 PM.
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